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Some Girls by The Rolling Stones (Vinyl record album review)

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Record basics

  • Album name: Some Girls
  • Group name: The Rolling Stones
  • Year: 1978
  • Number of discs: one discs / two sides
  • Collection: Selman

Some Girls by The Rolling Stones

My review

Level of familiarity before listening

In the great “Beatles or Stones” debate, it’s clear that my parents, though fans of the Stones too, strongly preferred the Beatles, and that’s probably why I’ve always felt the same way. I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard this Stones record before.

What I expected

A late 1970s compilation of some earlier Rolling Stones songs. The only one I recognize by title is Beast of Burden, and it’s definitely not one of my favorites.

What it was actually like

I recognized a couple more than Beast of Burden, starting with the opening bars of Miss You, the first track, and also Shattered, the final track.

Also, this is not a compilation record. It’s an original studio recording from the late 1970s, an era during which the Stones should have been retired already for several years!

And it’s not good! If this is one of your favorite Stones records for whatever reason, there’s something weird and wrong about you. Most of the songs were pretty flat and unmemorable, and I don’t appreciate the disco vibes and think they should have stuck to rock and roll (but also should have retired in December 1969).

Grade

2/5

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Saturday Night Fever: The Original Movie Sound Track by Various Artists (Vinyl record album review)

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Record basics

  • Album name: Saturday Night Fever: The Original Movie Sound Track
  • Group name: Various artists (including the Bee Gees, Tavares, K.C. & The Sunshine Band, Kool & The Gang)
  • Year: 1977
  • Number of discs: two discs / four sides
  • Collection: Selman

Saturday Night Fever: The Original Movie Sound Track

My review

Level of familiarity before listening

I think everyone knows of Saturday Night Fever the movie, knows that the Bee Gees did the music for it and knows that John Travolta was in it. I’ve never actually seen the movie or listened to its soundtrack, but assumed I would have heard most or all of the songs from it.

What I expected

Disco music, falsetto vocals, thumping synthetic beats.

What it was actually like

It wasn’t good.

I respect disco music as an art form and don’t think there’s anything defective about people who enjoy it, but as far as musical art forms go, at least within western pop music from the second half of the XX century, it’s difficult to think of a genre that I find less appealing aesthetically.

So I did not expect to enjoy this record, and listening to it, I slowly started to develop a sense for exactly what it is about disco that irritates me: it’s the preening. Yes, disco is repetitive and unoriginal, but the Ramones are repetitive and unoriginal, and I like them a lot; disco is artificial, but Baba O’Riley is artificial, and I like it a lot; disco inserts a brass section where it doesn’t seem to belong, but the Pietasters do that, and I like them a lot. So when I say “preening,” I mean that the entire raison d’etre of this music is to get people to strike a pose on a dance floor, and at every bar in every song on this entire record, I couldn’t help but imagine a crowded and sweaty room with flashing lights, filled with people who are all style and zero substance, showing off for each other in their outfits made of synthetic fabrics.

I wasn’t sure I would make it through all four sides, but I did. The closest I came to turning it off was Disco Inferno by The Trammps. K.C. & The Sunshine Band’s Boogie Shoes was the least bad song.

Grade

2/5: bad, but I was able to listen to the whole thing

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