Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy by Elton John (Vinyl record album review)

Album name: Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy

Artist name: Elton John

Year: 1975

Number of discs: one

Label: MCA Records

Collection: Selman

Distinguishing characteristics:

Clipped top right corner of album

Scratched into side one of LP: MCA734 W14

Scratched into side two of LP: MCA735 W19

Buy it on Amazon: $27.97

My review

Level of familiarity before listening

I’ve never heard this record before, but I have previously reviewed five by Elton John:

Tumbleweed Connection (1970): 2/5

11-17-70 (1971): 3/5

Madman Across the Water (1971): 2/5

Goodbye Yellow Brick Road (1973): 3/5

Caribou (1974): 1/5

And also:

Elton John Rock Hits Played By Kings Road (1975): 3/5

What I expected

The “Captain Fantastic” cartoon motif seems to have been taken pretty far, and it also seems pretty different from Elton John’s usual aesthetic, so maybe this record will be the Elton John record that I think is excellent?

What it was actually like

This was not excellent, but parts of it were tolerable, despite Elton John’s really annoying vocal style and abuse of the piano.

The record’s best song was the title track Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy, which started as an acoustic country-folk song, then got more electric, becoming a good rhythmic rock song (and the piano was absent).

On the subject of the piano, (Gotta Get a) Meal Ticket was good example of a rock song that was made worse by the piano, which should have been left out, and I stand by what I wrote when reviewing Goodbye Yellow Brick Road:

… I was… distressed at the amount of piano. I really think Elton John could have created much better music by focusing on a rock style and minimizing non-rock instrumentation.

Tell Me When the Whistle Blows had a disco sound and was pretty bad, but its guitar solo was ok.

The record’s worst song was Writing, which had a terrible calypso style.

I did recognize one song, Someone Saved My Life Tonight, but it was awful.

Grade

2/5: bad, but I was able to listen to the whole thing